I AM PROMOTING CONFUSION

I AM THE BEES' KNEES WHEN IT COMES TO POPULARITY

I AM TALLER THAN ANY GIRL

I AM A TRANSSEXUAL LEFTIST ILLEGAL ALIEN

I AM VIOLATING YOUR BELIEFS REGARDING BIBLICAL DRESS CODES

I AM A LEFT-WING FAD

I AM HOLDING A SWORD OVER SCHOOL DISTRICTS

I VASTLY OVERREACH AND DEFY COMMON SENSE

I AM SEVERE AND PERVASIVE

I AM USING LIFE-ALTERING DRUGS

I AM DESTROYING YOUR FAMILIES

I AM A STUPID LUNATIC

I AM GOING TO GO THROUGH THE PROCEDURE

I AM UNILATERALLY REDEFINING THE WORD 'WOMAN'

I AM CONTINUING DOWN THE PATH OF FANTASY

I AM USING PUBLIC FUNDS TO PROMOTE, ENCOURAGE, AND PROVIDE INSTRUCTION ON SEXUAL CHOICE, SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND DRAG QUEENS

I AM A MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE

I AM HERE TO TEACH SEXUAL HABITS

I AM REQUIRING YOU TO SAY YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T

I AM SUGGESTIVE AND INDECENT

I AM OVER THE LINE

I AM A FULL BLOWN INDUSTRY

I AM NOT PEER-REVIEWED

I AM UNDERGOING GENITAL MUTILATION AND MEDICAL CASTRATION

I AM A CHALLENGE TO THE PERPETUATION OF THE SPECIES

I AM OPPOSED TO BIOLOGICAL REALITY

I AM OF NO INTEREST TO THE WORKING CLASS

I AM A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

I AM A BIG FAT MAN

I AM A DISASTER OF HISTORIC PROPORTIONS

I AM ON THE CULTURAL WARPARTH TO GENDER BEND YOU INTO SUBMISSION

I AM CHRISTIANITY'S NATURAL ENEMY

I AM MORE LIKELY TO DRAW BLOOD

I AM CLAIMING DOMINION OVER NATURE ITSELF

I AM TELLING YOU WITH WILD-EYED CERTAINTY

I AM SO DISTURBING

I AM OBVIOUSLY AND UNDENIABLY TARGETING CHRISTIANS

I AM TOO SLICK

I AM BRINGING THE COUNTRY TO HELL'S GATES

I AM SAYING THERE IS NO IDENTITY, THERE IS NO GENDER, AND I'M BLAMING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

I AM TURNING THINGS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS

I AM NOT A LEGITIMATE CATEGORY OF BEING

I AM IN NEED OF DRUGS AND SCALPELS TO LIVE MY AUTHENTIC LIFE

I AM BEING MANIPULATED BY THE PHYSICIANS

I AM GOING OFF INTO SOME OF THIS TRANSGENDER TYPE STUFF

I AM A GET-OUT-OF-MALE-PRISON-FREE CARD

I AM TOO STRONG. TOO BIG. TOO AGILE

I AM THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE OPTION FOR CHILDREN SUFFERING ANY HINT OF GENDER CONFUSION

I AM BUILDING A GROTESQUE PHONY PHALLUS

I AM DECIDING TO SPEND MY LIFE IMPERSONATING MY MOTHER

I AM IN THE PRESS BRAGGING ABOUT CRUSHING FEMALE COMPETITORS

I AM A CLEVER RHETORICAL TRICK

I AM A GLOBALIST, UTOPIAN, SOCIALIST TOTALITARIAN

I AM GLEEFULLY PUTTING TOGETHER ALL THE STEREOTYPES OF WOMEN

I AM NO LONGER USING TERMS LIKE MOTHERHOOD OR BREASTFEEDING

I AM INTERRUPTING SPEAKERS FROM THE START

I AM ABOUT TO TAKE A GIRL'S PLACE

I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU A MAN COULD GET PREGNANT

I AM GETTING SICK EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS

I AM NOT GOING TO HESITATE TO USE THE FORCE OF GOVERNMENT TO COMPEL YOU TO SACRIFICE YOUR RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS

I AM SO DARK AND DEPRAVED I ALMOST SEEM IRREDEEMABLE

I AM INVENTING NEW WAYS TO DO EVIL

I AM NOT GOING TO QUESTION THE ROOT CAUSE OF THAT FEELING

I AM THINKING, PERHAPS ONE DAY SOON, I WILL HAVE FASHIONED A MAKE-SHIFT PHALLUS TO REPLACE MY VAGINA

I AM SOON CHANGING MY PRONOUNS TO 'HAS' AND 'BEEN'

I AM A HERMAPHRODITE WORSHIPPED BY THE OCCULT

I AM WEAK AND GAY

I AM GOING TO ASK THE PLASTIC SURGEON TO BUILD ME A TAIL OF FLESH HARVESTED FROM THE ABDOMEN

I AM A FAILURE TO PROPERLY SUPERVISE, INSTRUCT, TRAIN AND CONTROL

I AM TARGETING THE CREATIVE AND THE UNIQUE

I AM VERY, VERY AGGRESSIVELY PRO-HOMOSEXUAL

I AM A FAST-TALKING, DANCING COMEDIENNE

I AM INCREASINGLY LOOKING LIKE A CULTISH RELIGION

I AM REPORTED TO BE PROMISCUOUS

I AM 'BREAKING' NATURE, UNPATTERNING ITS PATTERNS, UNCREATING CREATION

I AM A MODERN AND INTERNET-FUELED FORM OF GNOSTICISM

I AM A PERSON WITH PSYCHOSPIRITUAL ISSUES LOOKING FOR PHYSICAL SOLUTIONS

I AM SWIMMING THROUGH A SOUP OF TOXIC CHEMICALS

I AM MY TRUE SELF BUT NOT GOING TO GO TO COLLEGE ANYWAYS

I AM TAKING A DANGEROUS NEW TURN

I AM SO WRONG THE CHRISTIANS, PRO-FAMILY ORGANIZATIONS AND RADICAL FEMINISTS ALL OPPOSE ME TOGETHER

I AM A DECEPTIVE SEXUAL PROPAGANDIST

AND I LIKE IT